February 2012
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The world changes, that’s a given. It will never go back to the way it was, nor will it ever be for that purpose. You cannot change society, you cannot change the way of reasoning among the many. You can give hope to the few, however you cannot inspire change unless you make an example of yourself defying the laws of society.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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If I could make all your pain and suffering go away, I would.
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been...
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. i feel terrible.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
